READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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