I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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