It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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