I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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