Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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