Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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