'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
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