I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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