BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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