Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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