So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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