Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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