I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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