I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
The Olympian is in my bed
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