your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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