what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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