i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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