And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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