That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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