I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
God gave him joint rollers for hands
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
