I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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