If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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