I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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