Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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