gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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