So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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