Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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