So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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