I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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