meet me or not, i'm out of control
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I have post one night stand depression
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