Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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