For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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