Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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