I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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