Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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