i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
The cops high fived after they tackled you
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Randomize