Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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