found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
A bitchslap is in order.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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