There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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