that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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