I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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