In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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