Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
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