I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
