it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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