On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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