Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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