i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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