check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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