garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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