Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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