He asked to "fluff my boner.."
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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