then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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