I bet he comes in French.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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