He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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